Be The Match

Well, my husband and I are living togethor again. I don't know what that means. But John Legend does...

As our love advances
we take second chances
Though it's not a fantasy
I still want youuuu to stay

We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go
Cuz we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow

It's really not a romantic-type love story, or if it is, it's the lamest one ever. But I guess we'll see where this goes. I had really thought he had changed, we were so good for a few days there. But now he is reverting back to his old borish ways here and there. We'll see. Maybe we should take it slow.

Anyway, I was thinking of how everyone in the world is a phony. Well, not everyone, but those people who pretend to care about issues and charity but in reality they never belly up to even giving to charity or going to a blood drive. But they give such great lip service about what a great humanitarian they are (in their mind). The world is full of people like this. So, I decided as I was job hunting for a job that mattered! a job that made a difference! Why, should I stop there? I should donate bone marrow. How selfish of me, or anyone, to deny this life-saving stuff from a cancer patient simply b/c it will hurt. Alot of things hurt that we never think twice about. I am such a wannabe humanitarian. I have an Angelina heart. But none of her resources! So, I'm stuck trying to donate bone marrow.

I go to the website where I learn I have medical issues that disqualify me. Sigh.

Well, now what?

Tina Fey is not Funny

Personally, I completely lost all respect for Tina Fey when she robbed that 5th grader of her material with her Sarah Palin impression. If there was a punchline to that whole thing, I didn't catch it. You can correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm not, all she did was mimic Sarah Palin and say exactly the same things Sarah Palin did. There was not a joke in it. It was lame, it was beyond lame, it was worse than 30-Rock. Which, I also didn't think was funny. Mean Girls was ok. She fell off after that. I don't usually turn off a movie part way through, but I just didn't hate myself enough to finish Baby Mama, or whatever it was. The pity movie she made with her ex-SNL co-star what's her name. The other one who did an un-funny Office spin-off with Parks & Recreation. What a disappointment that was. The Office, on the other hand is hilarious. These ladies could learn a thing or two from Steve Carrell.

I was really disappointed to see that Tina Fey won some kind of award for her half-ass jokes on Sarah Palin. It wasn't even original, she did not craft one single joke out of the whole thing. If that warrants an award, there are tons of celebrity impersonators out there due there award. And those sidewalk impersonators are alot more funny, to me at least. If I were Tina Fey I wouldn't have accepted that award for that lame piece of work. The only reason they gave it to her is b/c she fed the social misogyny media smear machine. It's true. Ask yourself why didn't any other SNL presidential impersonator win an award. Many of the past SNL presidential impersonators actually told real jokes.

But the whole reason I'm writing this blog is b/c I just caught Sarah Palin's new reality show on TLC, and I love it. I love Sarah Palin, she is my hero. My hat's off to her,I couldn't do it. I would seriously punch out one of those smart ass reporters. I have no fear that they would hit me back, so my implants are safe!